1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
I didn’t write this and I don’t know who did, I had reposted it years ago on Tumblr and just stumbled on it. It gives me a good laugh each time I read it, so I thought I’d share.