In the midst of the Winter Olympics in Sochi, I thought I’d write you this fun little post. Now I might not be an all-star athlete, but I could bring home the gold in these events:
Sarcasm. I would hands-down hold a world record on number of gold medals won in this category. It just comes natural.
Watching consecutive hours of Bones. I could definitely give you a run for your money. I’m currently watching my way through all the season, for a second time. And they’re still not old.
Eating shrimp or crab at a buffet. I’m not proud of this, but I get my monies worth. Ha. It’s scary, yet slightly impressive. No, I’m really not that bad. I can just eat more than you think by looking at me. Obviously, Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster is my favorite promotion of the year.
Cuddling. This would be my all-time favorite event.
Organizing. Mainly because I have slight OCD. Not really, but whatever, things must be organized.
Multitasking. I am always doing multiple things and have 100 things in my head. Especially at work, there’s always a million things I need to be doing at the same time. And then an alarm goes off and I have to drop everything and sprint off. (Hey, isn’t sprinting an Olympic event?)
Just call me the next Steve Prefontaine.